blog of hamm and cheeze

find out how to take over the world with a frying pan and a midget wearing a tutu and a squirrel on a leash

Thursday, May 27, 2004

missing time

our plans are in still in motion. we have been deep in the planning stages and as of yet we've not been able to update as much as we would like.

however since our plans are coming to fruition and the aquiring of certain products and materials, we shall be able to enter into a new phase of our plan.

Friday, May 21, 2004

spreading the word

slowly and surely our messages of subversion are reaching out to everyone across the globe. it is only a matter of time before those messages and ideals will permiate themselves throughout society and culture and our domination of the world will be complete

Tuesday, May 18, 2004

steel'n ballz

lately there has been many sitings of ballz that were steeled. we don't know how this has happened but we are defiantely looking into these events.


it's a very serious thing to steel ballz and any fake piratez?!?! will be punished

Sunday, May 16, 2004

martial training

the martial training is going better than expected. we are now able to step our regiment to train more ruggedly as well as incorporate new techniques and tactics.

with any success it shall be only a matter of time before we see the fruits of our labours in the martial training regimes

Thursday, May 13, 2004

ghosts are among us

the work of the ghosts is going excellent and it's ahead of schedule. our plans may even be pushed up, we must review the plans and wait for more evidence to surface of the ghosts.

mail day today

well today i got a nice surprise, i got my standard issue big gun. so i'm happy about that. i didn't however get the midget launching attachment nor the shells, i guess i'll have to wait for a bit for them to show up.

Wednesday, May 12, 2004

rise of the midgets

the midgets of the worl shall untie and revolt against they're squirrel suppressors. they shall take over the world

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

lazy jedi

would it be an abuse of the force to use your powers to get you a beer from the fridge and then serve itself to you? i think there are more widespread and fun uses of jedi powers, like using force pull to remove clothing, using the mind trick to seduce women or to get a deal on things.

the possibilities are endless and fun too

world domination

today i start my ambitionous plan of taking over the world mwahahahaha